Fairy Tail: Jiggle Butt Justice! EPISODE 7
WARNING: GASEOUS CONTENT AHEAD! Drive safely and have a nice day.---Episode 6! The Festival of Flowers!Crocus was abuzz with excitement as their first annual Festival of Flowers commenced. Colorful decorations adorned the streets, and the air was filled with laughter and merriment. People from all over had gathered to enjoy the festivities, including a young man with striking silver hair.His name was Haru. He wore a black jacket with a furred collar, accompanied by practical dark gray cargo pants and sturdy black shoes. But what made him truly stand out was the impressive sword securely fastened to his back. As he wandered through the streets, taking in the sights and sounds of the festival, he couldn't help but feel a sense of joy and wonder as he observed the happy faces of the townsfolk. Eventually, a woman sitting at a booth caught his attention. She wore a hood that concealed her face, save for some falling strands of green hair, adding an air of mystery to her presence."Hello, young man." the woman spoke to him, her voice soft and almost melodic. "Why don't you come this way."Something about the woman intrigued him, but also felt off. Haru approached cautiously, noticing an array of flowers displayed on her booth, appropriately enough.The woman gazed at him, her eyes nearly hidden by the shadow of the hood. "I couldn't help but notice your obvious wonderment. Is this your first visit to Crocus?""Not really," replied Haru, "but my friends and I came here after hearing about the festival. It's even more amazing than I imagined!"The woman's lips curled into a gentle smile. With a graceful movement, she pulled down the hood, revealing her beautiful flowing green hair. "I am glad to hear you say so. Truly. In that case," The woman picked one of the flowers from her booth, its petals a vibrant shade of blue, offering it to Haru, "Please take this as a souvenir to commemorate this special moment."Haru accepted the pin gratefully, his eyes catching a glimpse of an odd ring on the woman's finger, but he didn't dwell on it for too long. He thanked the woman with a big grin as he attached the flower pin to his coat.And with that, Haru was on his way again. He peered down at the flower pin as he walked. It was then that he noticed an odd fragrance...---"I believe this fluffy one belongs to you little miss." said Jiggle Butt Erza, handing over a cat to a young lady."Oh, Fifi! I'm so happy you're safe!" the girl affectionately hugged her cat, turning to her three rescuers. "Thank you so much, Jiggle Butt Gang! I was afraid she would never get down that tree safely.""No thanks are necessary, we're just happy to help!" a cheery blonde girl spoke."Yup. Super happy." said a brunette, but less enthusiastically."Teehee! I'm super happy too! Goodbye!" the girl bowed to show her gratitude and went on her way. Waving back one last time while her cat was safe in the embrace of her other arm."A job well done, gang!" Erza gave Lucy and Cana a thumbs-up, wagging her rear rhythmically.Cana sighed. "Seriously? Returning a cat? This is hardly a heroic task.""Cana, don't undermine the importance of even the smallest acts of kindness," Erza chastised her comrade gently, still shaking her butt. "It's what true heroes do."Lucy nodded in agreement, shaking her rear as well. "Erza is right. Every good deed counts, no matter how big or small.""Yeah, yeah..." Cana grumbled but couldn't deny the truth in their words. "I get it, but sometimes I wish we could beat down some scoundrels instead.""All in good time my...hm?" Erza began to respond but her attention was drawn to something, and her butt went still. Cana and Lucy followed her gaze to see a boy with silver hair, glaring at them intently."Can we help you?" Erza asked.Without warning, the boy roared and lunged at the Jiggle Butt Gang, unsheathing his sword in a swift motion. Cana and Lucy let out startled screams. Erza's instincts kicked in, and she swiftly intercepted his strike with her own sword, the clash of blades ringing through the air."What is the meaning of this?""You won't get away with this." the boy growled, his voice filled with fury. "You'll pay for your misdeeds!"Erza's brows furrowed in confusion. "Misdeeds? We've done nothing wrong. Can you explain yourself?"The boy's face twisted in anger. "Release Elie at once!" he shouted, as he began to swing his sword with unrestrained fury.Erza deftly parried his attacks, their swords meeting with resounding clangs.Nearby, Cana and Lucy stood frozen, their eyes wide with shock and confusion."What the hell is even happening right now!" shouted a baffled Cana.Lucy, however, caught a faint whiff of something unusual in the air. "Wait, do you smell that?""Sorry, I cut one when this dude attacked out of nowhere." Cana confessed.Lucy shook her head. "No, not that. It's a more...fragrant, yet spicy smell.""Now that you mention it, I smell it too!"Erza, still engaged in the heated clash of swords with the boy, glanced at his flower pin. It had caught her attention earlier due to the fragrance that emanated from it. Now, with the combined observations of her teammates, she realized there might be a connection.She had a plan, a maneuver she had once employed during a duel against a certain notorious pirate captain. Seizing the opportunity, she countered the boy's blade, causing him to stagger backward. In a swift motion, she leapt, buttocks first, and ended with her sizeable rear end firmly pressed against his face."Point-Blank Ecstasy!" she exclaimed, unleashing a powerful explosion of butt gas.---Haru's eyes fluttered open, his vision hazy at first. Three blurred figures slowly came into focus. Gradually, the blotted shapes around him took form, revealing three ladies: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hovered over him, concern etched on their faces."Hey, he's waking up!" the brunette spoke.Haru sat up, rubbing his temples, a weary expression on his face. "Uh... where am I? Where's the battlefield?"The redhead smiled gently. "No battlefield here, just Crocus.""Crocus?" Haru's memory pieced itself together, and he realized at last where he was. "Oh, right. The festival."The three girls helped Haru to his feet. However, he seemed slightly unsteady, prompting the blonde to caution, "Whoa, careful!"Haru mustered a grateful smile, appreciating their assistance. "Ugh, thank you. I feel kinda woozy for some reason." It was at this point that he got a good look at the three females who were wearing odd, back suits that clung to their bodies, leaving little to the imagination. Something felt...familiar about them..."What happened to you?" the brunette asked.Haru ran a hand through his hair, apprehension evident on his face. "I don't even know. One minute I'm in a battle with an enemy who kidnapped my friends, and the next, I'm here.""I see. Then you wouldn't happen to have noticed a smell, did you? Kinda sweet but spicy?"Haru paused in concentration. After a moment, he nodded. "Yeah, I smelled something nice... and then a really rank smell. After that bad smell, I was suddenly here.""Then have no fear," said the redhead. "The flower you were wearing was the culprit!"Haru's glanced down at the flower pin he was still wearing. It was now looking quite wilted and discolored. Its pleasant fragrance had turned foul. He plucked it off, letting it fall to the ground."Where did you get that flower anyway?" the blonde inquired."Um, some lady with green hair gave it to me. As a souvenir."The redhead, her eyes narrowing, exchanged a knowing glance with the others. "Green hair..." she murmured. "That sounds kind of familiar, right?"The brunette hummed.The blonde nodded. "It does, but what would be the odds?"The redhead's voice turned serious as she addressed her companions. "Something smells VERY rotten here, gang. We must get to the bottom of this."Turning her attention back to Haru, the redhead spoke to him. "If everything is alright with you, we must be off. We've a mission!"However, Haru couldn't let them go without speaking up. "Wait, could I come with you guys?"The blonde blinked in surprise. "Huh? You want to?""Yes. I have friends who are elsewhere in town, and if there's someone making people go crazy with flowers, I want to help resolve the matter before they or anyone else gets hurt. Who knows what could happen? Plus...there was something I have a bad feeling about..." Haru trailed off.A smile graced the redhead's lips, and she extended a hand towards Haru. "Very well. You can join us. The more, the merrier."Haru, feeling a newfound sense of comradery, clasped the redhead's hand in a firm handshake."What's your name, anyway?""Oh, it's Haru. Guess I should ask who you guys are.""We are..." The three smiled and struck a synchronized stance, their prominent posteriors protruding proudly. "THE JIGGLE BUTT GANG!"Haru just stared blankly. "I see." Something about these three felt very familiar to him. Too bad he couldn't put his finger on what it was."Now that introductions have been made, let's be on our way!" declared the redhead."That's all well and good," the blonde cut in, "but we don't even know where to go.""Actually, I might." said Haru.---Haru led the gang to where he had encountered the mysterious woman."This is the spot," he said, but a sense of unease washed over him as he realized that there was no trace of the woman or the booth. "But...where is she?"Upon wondering that, he paused, sniffing the air as he caught a familiar scent. "Wait... that smell."Cana raised an eyebrow. "You mean that flower smell?"Lucy seemed to connect the dots. "Could be a clue. Maybe she's wherever the aroma is strongest?""But a smell alone can't help us determine her location." said Erza. "We'll need something more precise.""Precise, huh?" Inspired by Erza's words, Lucy pulled out a celestial key from...somewhere and held it up with a gleeful smile. "In that case, I've got this!"Erza and Cana looked intrigued, while Haru observed with curiosity."Open! Gate of Canus Minor! Nikola!" Lucy swung the key through the air, summoning Nikola, also known as Plue. The small, snowman-like creature materialized before them, and Haru couldn't help but feel a sense of familiarity."That's..."Lucy beamed. "It's my dear Plue!"Haru looked slightly taken aback. "U-um...yeah. Right."Lucy squatted down to meet Plue's eyes and spoke to him. "And you've got a good nose on you, don'cha, Plue? Wanna help us find a bad guy?"Plue looked up at Lucy, his expression a perfect blend of innocence and uncertainty. After a moment, he let out a cheerful "puun", signaling his agreement, and turned his drill-like nose in a specific direction. With a determined "puun!", he dashed off, his tiny feet carrying him as fast as they could.Without hesitation, the Jiggle Butt Gang and Haru followed Plue through the streets of Crocus. Plue's nose led them unerringly, eventually guiding them to a lively square. As they arrived, the gang halted in their tracks at the bustling scenery. But Plue continued forward, with Haru diligently following his lead, dodging and maneuvering his way past people. Eventually, he came face to face with the suspicious woman from before."You!"The woman turned and smirked at Haru. "Ah, it's you."Haru's expression hardened, his hand instinctively reaching for his sword. "No more tricks! What are you up to?"The woman let out a laugh. "Boy, if you think you can threaten me with that toy of yours, you truly are as dumb as you look! Just stay out of my way. You're no match for me."Haru growled, tightening his grip on his sword. But before the situation escalated further, the Jiggle Butt Gang arrived, catching up to Haru's side."Oh, sorry, guys," Haru apologized, "I was trying to keep up with Plue and—"The woman's eyes widened as she recognized Erza, Lucy and Cana. "It's you!"Cana sneered, her arms crossed. "Well, well, look who we have here!""If memory serves, you're Ladonna from the Dark Guild, Laughing Cauldron." Erza's voice carried an air of familiarity.Haru's eyes widened in realization. "You know this lady?""Yup. Last time we dealt with her, she was attacking guilds!" said Lucy."So that means she really is a bad guy.""You know, I'm so flattered you remember me." Ladonna's tone dripped with disdain as she addressed the gang. "And as it just so happens, I haven't forgotten you three. Especially YOU!" She pointed directly at Erza, who responded with a calm smile."After that humiliating defeat you dealt us last time, I've been a wreck! Every time I remember that day, my nose burns and my skin crawls... I still have the NIGHTMARES! Of your... BIG BUTT in my FACE!" Ladonna seemed to lose it, her face flashing with horror as she wrapped her arms around herself.Haru and the Jiggle Butt Gang exchanged perplexed glances as Ladonna descended into a breakdown. "Yikes, she really is a wreck..." Cana uttered.Ladonna gradually regained her composure. "No, nonono, I mustn't lose myself. I've come this far, and I'm on the cusp of triumph! Can't let a little trauma stop me!"Lucy scoffed at her claim. "The cusp of triumph? Yeah, right!""Oh, I've come across the means, blondie! Truly! A monumental power, in fact!"Haru's face darkened as he questioned her. "This power you're talking about. It's a Dark Bring, isn't it?"Ladonna looked pleasantly surprised. "Why yes!""What the hell is a Dark Bring?" asked Cana.Ladonna raised her hand, displaying a ring on her finger with a black stone embedded into it. "I picked up this little beauty for a generous amount of Jewels. It's completely augmented my powers to where I can do things I never thought possible! Like... conjuring flowers with brainwashing fragrances, perhaps?""Seriously, what the hell is a Dark Bring?"Haru took a moment to explain. "That ring she's wearing. I knew there was something wrong when I saw it before. That black stone is a Dark Bring, a stone of pure evil. They give you immense power, but in turn, they corrupt your heart with darkness."Ladonna chuckled maliciously. "Oho, truly? That sounds splendid! Seems like I've come upon something quite malignant!"Haru's expression hardened. "Who even sold that to you?""Sure, boy, like I'm just going to tell you that."Erza glanced at Haru. "Haru, is this Dark Bring what we could call bad news?"Haru's response was resolute. "Very bad.""Then we shall do what we must!"Ladonna grinned. "Heh. So we're really doing this? I'm not the same Ladonna Brass you bested before! Why don't you take a look around you?"The heroes glanced around and noticed that every individual in the vicinity was glaring at them, each wearing flower pins."HYOH-HOHO! Turns out my pins are truly popular! And it turns out these plebs are now under my control!"The Jiggle Butt Gang and Haru found themselves surrounded. Ladonna continued, "Allow me to demonstrate even more of my power! Soon, this town will be MINE!"She snapped her fingers, and from the ground burst forth a monstrous bulb. Soon, the bulb unfurled, revealing a large flower with bright, blue petals, resembling the flower pins themselves. A sickeningly sweet fragrance wafted from it."Behold! My Mega Demon Flower! No one can escape its truly intoxicating fragrance!" Ladonna gloated.Haru, determined, retorted, "Hmph! This is your master plan? I'll turn your flower to mulch! Then I'll destroy that Dark Bring of yours!" With a cry of "Explosion!", Haru rushed at the monster flower, brandishing his sword that had now taken on a new appearance. However, his attack was thwarted as a myriad of vine-like tendrils shot forth from the giant flower and ensnared him, lifting him off the ground and preventing him from using his weapon."Haru!" the gang shouted."Ngh...NGH!" Haru struggled against the vines, but to no avail. "I'm...I'm fine, but I can't...move...""HYOH-HOHOHOHO! Yes! What a wonderful turn of events! Truly! And now I have the likes of you at my mercy! And you three are next!"Erza, undeterred, responded confidently, "If you believe you have the advantage here, you haven't learned from last time.""Oh, I've learned. That's why I've decided to clear the air! Get it? HYOH-HOHOHO!""Ah, what a great idea! We might as well do likewise."Ladonna frowned. "I beg your pardon?"The big-bottomed trio assumed a peculiar position, turning around and sticking out their enormous rears. They positioned their arms over each other's shoulders, forming a chain with Erza at the center. Their bulbous butts squeezed together as they aimed directly at the Demon Flower."Uhh, guys? Wh-what are you doing?" a bewildered Haru, still suspended by the vines of said Demon Flower, tried to ask, but his question fell upon deaf ears.The Jiggle Butt Gang exclaimed in unison, "Let's go! GAS-BUTT TRIPLE ECSTASY!" They released a powerful fart, a blast of intense gas that practically polluted the air, nullifying the flowery aroma in an instant. The townsfolk, awakened from their flower-induced trance, were then overcome by the pungent odor, and promptly fainted. The Demon Flower wilted and turned brown from the noxious gas. Ladonna herself struggled for a breath of fresh air amidst the fetid cloud."Ugh! HOW? KOFF! KOFF! My flowers were-KOFF KOFF!-powerful!"Peering through teary eyes, she looked up to see something. What looked like a figure rolling through the air, straight towards her. Oh no, not again...The buttocks of Jiggle Butt Erza landed upon her face. Her eyes widened in fear, as she knew exactly what was next; a blast from the past in the worst way possible. Then, Erza let out a great fart directly in her face.Ladonna collapsed to the ground, her fall causing her Dark Bring ring to slip off her finger and roll away. It came to a stop at the feet of Plue, who picked it up. Ladonna weakly turned her head."Y...you..return that...you...thing." she weakly demanded, but her voice came out hoarse and feeble.Ignoring her, Plue raised the ring to its open mouth and swallowed it. Ladonna watched in shocked disbelief as the creature consumed her Dark Bring, before finally passing out.As the gas dispersed, the gang surveyed the scene, with unconscious townsfolk strewn about."Oh dear, we really blew this place up..." Lucy remarked.Erza frowned. "It's a shame to subject everyone to that, but it had to be done.""Uh oh, looks like we've got one more collateral." Cana said, motioning towards Haru, who had also fallen victim to their righteous flatulence.---"And that's what happened."Haru, finally reunited with his friends, recounted the incredible events that had unfolded. They had been wondering where he had disappeared to, but now they were all ears, captivated by his tale of joining forces with a trio of heroes to confront a villain wielding a dangerous Dark Bring.Elie, a young woman with short brown hair, listened intently, her expressive eyes wide with awe. Her Heart Kreuz tank top accentuated her bustiness, while a denim skirt and a pair of stylish boots added a touch of casual charm to her outfit. Elie's eyes sparkled with curiosity as she absorbed the details of Haru's story. "Wow, Haru, that's absolutely amazing!Musica, on the other hand, wore a contemplative expression on his face. He was a tall and thuggish young man, his spiked black hair and three piercings over his left eye gave him a rebellious appearance, complemented by the silver earrings that hung from his earlobes. He sported a simple yet fashionable ensemble, wearing a long-sleeved jacket over a black shirt and beige pants, with brown shoes."Three girls in black, skintight outfits with big asses? Hmm. Something about that rings a bell, but I can't quite put my finger on it..."Haru nodded, recalling the familiar sensation but unable to make the connection. "Yeah, it does feel strangely familiar. Maybe we've crossed paths with someone like them in the past."Griffon Kato, or Griff, a peculiar blue jelly-like creature with red lips, a long nose, and stringy arms, chimed in with excitement. "Oh, how delightful they sound! I wish I could have met them too. Don't you think so as well, Master Plue?"Yes, there was a Plue with them as well, an identical snowman-like creature. In response to Griff's question, it simply tilted its head cluelessly. "Puun...""Oh right, they also had a Plue." Haru recalled."Is that so! Master Plue, do you have identical siblings?""Puun..." Plue's clueless expression remained unchanged, leaving the question unanswered.Musica chuckled, his interest piqued. "Well, well, Haru, it seems like you've stumbled upon quite the characters. So, what did you do with the Dark Bring after the battle?"Haru realized that he had forgotten about that detail. "Oh, right! The ring! Um, I don't have it. But neither did that lady after we defeated her. It must have been lost somewhere during the fight."Musica shrugged, a nonchalant grin on his face. "Well, I guess all's well that ends well then, huh? At least it's not in the wrong hands anymore."With that, they collectively decided to put that ordeal behind them for now. It was time to continue to immerse themselves in the ongoing festivities!
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